you beautiful creature. i hate you.
Rise and shine in one hour or less.
If you’re one to wear short shorts/ skirts without tights on in public then you are a beautiful, majestic warrior and I will more than happily follow you into battle.
I’ve toned up so much over the last couple of months. I’m shit at taking pride in my accomplish but this is a small attempt, I guess.
Your self-control is never truly tested until you draw a sick flower and some punk ass kid comes up and scribbles all over it.
Indulging in a bit of festivity.
I don’t know why people don’t take compliments from old people seriously when you have someone like my granddad who turned round on my seventeenth Birthday and said, “it’s true, the ugliest kids make the prettiest adults”.
miley cyrus is more upset over losing her dogs than she was over losing liam and that is how you fucking do it